- I can lie on your face, without flinching, without even a blink of my eye.
Experience : Since time immemorial. Tho the last time I used this skill was quite a long time ago, I must say. And it gave very positive results, atleast from my perspective. Tho I haven't used it, I think I am not rusty yet. - This shud be in direct speech - "When you are at your sarcastic best you can peel people." Came from a girl in the college, and not as a compliment tho. Mebbe becoz she was at the receiving end that time.
- I am very sly and I lack conscience. Now this was lil recent, maybe under an year. I kno that I am sly. Bt I always thot I had a bit of a conscience. Bt then your friends know ya better rite? As bt the sly part, if somebody found you sly, then they shud be more sly than you to kno that rite. :) Needn't be, now I know.
- I can vanish and cease to exist with nt even me knowin bt the same. This I had tried a long long back and it was shockin to me wen I found that I had disappeared. And, then, it was tough for me. So this is somethin I would not wanna do again.
- I can remember every single thing tat has happened and then look back and join the dots. I am good at this, and I am nt boasting. And to add to that, I pretty much instinctive and I trust them more than anything.
- I can see people. :) No, nt the dead ones. The real alive ones. I do see them, tho I tend to ignore them.
- If you think you have seen a guy with the biggest ego and attitude problems, send him to me. I have better and bigger ones.
- I am generally positive, bt I can generate lotsa negative energy about me and drive ppl away like one crazy extremely pungent fart.
- I can make ppl hate me. Pretty common skill these days, bt I thot I might mention it too.
- I think the word hypocrite was made with me in mind.
- I can be nice at times, bt don worry bt tat, I am nt usually.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Wow !!! Thats quite longer than I thot. :)
The HR needed a list of ma competencies, ya kno the conventional one. I thot why nt I make a more unconventional one based on the feedback I got from ma friends, from time to time. So here it goes :
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