"I never liked breasts."
"Well, and I always doubted if you were gay", she snatched the joint from him and said, "These fashion professionals. Well that means one thing too, that I won't get that calendar even if I slept with you, right?"
"I didn't say I am gay or liked boys or anything. I just said I didn't like breasts; I like the cleavage."
"Duh! What does that suppose to mean? It is like saying you don't like beaches but you like waves?"
"See that is the point - the waves make the beach beautiful, don't they?"
"But waves are everywhere in the ocean, only on the beaches they are interesting. Looks stupid to me, your idea. So you are not gay, anyways. Now that's a relief."
"Pass the joint now, please? And stop it now, you two."
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