Thursday, April 21, 2011

And there was light!

“Honey, the phone is ringing!”
“I can hear, I am not deaf.”
“Could you please answer it? Oh, wait, it is a fax. What is this, see darling, some weird drawings!”
“It’s Hebrew, dumbo. Hey, it’s from heaven, then it must be something important.”
“Hell, I hate to work on Sundays. Switch on the printing machine, please, hon. It seems like they need at least 6 billion copies.”

Sunday, April 17, 2011


“You know what, you know what?”
“You know what, I forgot!”
“You know what, you know what?”
“Hmmm, yeah?”
“You know what, I forgot! Hey, I got you again!”
She got pissed off, got up, dressed and left.