Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Scrabble.

"Well, that's how and why the God made porn."
"Hmmm…God made porn? God made men and women. And they can have sex. Grow up He-man, you are too old for porn now. Go get laid."
"No, see porn is not for kids. Scrabble is for kids, but porn, definitely not for kids. And FRUMMY is not even a word. So cut that out."
"Well, if FRUMM is a word, so is FRUMMY."
"Yet again my point, what is the oldest story you have heard - Of Adam and Eve doing it. See all naked all the time, apples, snakes et al. All props, all pornography if you ask me. No offense to any one lady, but that is so. Even Hindu Gods did it, do it - depending on how you look at it. So porn is divine."
"See the point is that watching porn is ok, or in your case, was ok. Don't you ever feel the need to get out and wanna be real. Like if you want the girls out of the tube?"
"Well, as a matter of fact I do. Most of the time, when I watch them after I smoke, you know, I want them out of the tube. It's funny you even knew that."
"No, you are not getting the point here. That's not what I meant. Forget it - Well what's the point? And GRAFFITIT is definitely not english."

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